Now
I know why they call front row forwards thick.

I
had a telephone call from Jimmy Crampton on Sunday and after all the
niceties the conversation went as follows,

Jimmy
:- Just calling you to tell you its Trevor Taylor’s 60th
birthday soon.

Jarvo
:- I know Jimmy its been put on the the Ex Parksiders web site.

Jimmy
:- Can you blog it for him so that all the lads know.

Jarvo
:- Its already been put on the web site Jim.

Jimmy
:- Its on Saturday 3rd May at his daughters house,
3,Quarry Rd, Woodlesford, Leeds. Can you blog that as well.

Jarvo
:- Its all been put on the web site Jim.

Jimmy
:- Another thing Trevor asks is could we all meet at the Midland Pub, in
Woodlesford, can you mention that as well.

Jarvo
:- It has all been taken care of Jim every thing is on the web site.

Jimmy
:- Don’t forget and make sure it all goes on the web site Peter.

At
that moment there was silence and it appeared Jimmy had turned off
his phone but my luck run out he started speaking again.

Jimmy
:- I am parked up on a plot of land on the A64 and there’s a lot
more cars on the site, Peter it looks like its one of them dogging
places, after a pause an excited Jimmy says it is it is it’s a
dogging park’.

Jarvo
:- Don’t you be letting any strange men get into you van Jim.

Jimmy
:- No chance, but I need to go now Peter don’t forget to put Tony’s
birthday details on the web site will you.

The
conversation ends.

Yesterday
Jimmy’s pal big Andy tells me Jim’s van would not start while he
was conveniently still on the site were the doggers were parked and
it took the breakdown company five hours to recover it.

Just
a thought, what did Jimmy get up to in the spare five hours he had on
the site.