smileyI have only just received February’s birthdays list from OMB and it’s common knowledge she is dyslectic but it have just realised she a sandwich short of a picnic.

On Sunday at the Hunslet Hawks game I wished Bob Pickles a happy birthday for the next day which would be 3rd of the 2nd, Bob laughed and said Jarvo its not until next month and its so easy to remember 2/3/45. Next Colin Larkin is down for 6/2/45 and we all know Colin’s birth date is 2/6/45 I was pleased I picked that one up as it saved me a phone call to Australia. Now this is the best one, on scrutinising the data sheet I noticed that Graham ‘benny’ Goodman birth date is down 18/12/34 making benny 80 years old this year when in fact he was born in 1944 and will only be 70.

When I asked OMB why he had so many of the dates wrong he blamed the American way of writing out the dates (he’s always got an answer) If any of the following are incorrect you know who to blame.

HARRY JEPSON OBE 4/2/1922 Ninety four to day Happy Birthday Harry

BRIAN CULLEY 11/2/1937

GOERGE GOMERSALL 11/2/1939

RON DOBSON 12/2/1947 are you sure that’s right he looks much older

JACK RICHARDSON 14/2/50

DENNIS TATE 22/2/1935

DAVE MAWSON 23/2/???? Dav will not disclose the year

JIMMY CRAMPTON 22, 23 or 24/2/1952 Jimmy’s not sure which one it is

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALL YOU GOOD GENTLEMEN & ENJOY YOUR DAY smiley