Our roving reporter Gordon Tindale has just informed us that Dennis Tate has strained himself lifting Glady’s 14 suitcases during a short break to Tennerife recently.

Old Mother Benson comments: “Gordon it’s nothing to Laugh about, an injury like this can be very painfull. He can be thankfull that it was only a short break and he only had to lift 14 of his wifes cases”

“Get well soon Dennis, we wish you all the very best and a speedy recovery”