FATHER BUYS A LIE DETECTOR ROBOT

THAT SLAPS
PEOPLE WHEN THEY LIE

He decides to test it out
at dinner one night.

The father asks his son what he did that
afternoon.

The son says, “I did some
schoolwork.”

The robot slaps the son.

The son
says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching

movies.”

Dad asks, “What movie did you watch?”

Son says, “Toy Story.”

The robot slaps the son.

Son says, “Ok, Ok, we were watching porn.”

Dad says, “What? At
your age I didn’t even know what porn

was.”

The
robot slaps the father.

Mom laughs and says, “Well, he certainly
is your son.”

The robot slaps the
mother.

Robot for sale.