About a dozen times a week I receive Jokes from Peter, 99.99% are very funny but are unpublishable to our family audience, but this one tickled me and is OK.

Bill Clinton in trouble….again!

Hillary Clinton goes to her doctor for a check-up, only to find out that
she’s pregnant.

She is furious...

Here she is –- in the middle of dealing with the Middle East Mess — now this has happened to her!

She calls home, gets Bill on the phone and immediately starts screaming:

“You bar-steward! How could you have let this happen? With all that’s
going on right now, you go and get me pregnant! How could you? I can’t believe
this! I’ve just found out I’m five weeks pregnant and it’s all your fault!…………..Well,
what have you got to say?”



There is nothing but dead silence on the phone.

She screams again, “Did you hear me?”

Finally, she hears Bill’s very, very quiet voice, in a barely audible whisper:

“Who’s speaking?”

“Old Mother Benson comments”

“I did not know that Bill was a Hunslet Lad?”